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uncomfortablydumb:

carowley:

guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science

fact

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kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

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7/27/2014 - Conversation

  • gurlfriend: happy fathers day
  • bf: but im not a dad
  • gf: :)

gtaire:

r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

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7/27/2014 - Photo

simsgonewrong:

When you become friends with the sidewalk

simsgonewrong:

When you become friends with the sidewalk

(via therealhousewivesofpangea)

7/27/2014 - Quote

Make yourself so happy so that when others look at you they become happy, too.
— Yogi Bhajan  (via fuckinq)

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7/27/2014 - Quote

Stop planting flowers in peoples yards who aren’t going to water them.
— Anonymous (via tyleroakley)

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7/27/2014 - Quote

Try to love yourself as much as you want someone else to.
— my english teacher (via sexpends)

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